康熙來了 2013-05-07 他們怎麼可能去演講?!

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  1. 故知般若波罗蜜多。是大神咒。是大明咒。是无上咒。是无等等咒。能除一切苦。

      统妙万法。不可思议之谓神咒者。秘密心印也。

      普照一切。而无所不遍之谓明。

      最极一切。而无上可上之谓无上。

      一切平等。无等可等。谓无等等。

      谓度脱一切生死烦恼苦厄也。

      真实不虚。故说般若波罗蜜多咒。

      谓佛无妄语。如来所说是真语。实语。如语。不诳语。不异语也。

      以一心之本智本慧究竟。即尘劳是清净。即烦恼是菩提。一切苦厄莫不一齐解脱。真实不虚之故。乃说此本心本智。究竟自心秘密之总持也。

      即说咒曰。揭谛揭谛。波罗揭谛。波罗僧揭谛。菩提萨婆诃。

      大凡一切咒语。乃诸佛微妙秘密心印。惟当沉沉静静。无思无虑。一心持念。无记无数。即咒是心。即心是咒。不复以知见立知见。如此持念一心。至于知见无见。则群魔于此以降。真如于此以住。挂碍恐怖于此而解脱。颠倒梦想于此而远离。本智本慧于此而开发。无明烦恼于此而尽泯。即无明是大智。即烦恼是菩提。即菩提是五蕴。即五蕴是法身。即法身是诸法。即诸法是空相。即空相是当身一心。即当身一心是如来藏也。般若波罗蜜多心经心咒之功德。宁可思议哉。

      我佛释迦牟尼世尊。谓诸弟子曰。吾教中有观听圆明。智慧无碍。一心清净。如如不动之观自在菩萨。行深般若真空之智慧圆满。清净妙明之觉性。超越彼岸。具足慧定之时。以本心无碍智慧。照见色受想行识之五蕴皆空。度脱一切执著烦恼生死之苦厄。舍利子。汝在诸弟子之中。所称智慧第一者。而汝之智慧。何以不能究竟到照见五蕴皆空。度脱一切苦厄也。盖因滞于智慧而有我相我见。空相空见。不能如观自在菩萨。行深真空无相之般若。而一超直入菩提之觉岸也。夫五蕴之因有色。而后有受想行识。要知色乃梦幻泡影。不异夫空也。空乃一真显露不异夫色也。且色非离空而有色。性色真空。色不即是空乎。空非离色而断空。性空真色。空不即是色乎。色受想行识五者相因。究竟到色不异空。空不异色。色即是空。空即是色。而受想行识。亦复如是之究竟耳。舍利子。不但五蕴皆空。凡修一切菩提之善法。莫不皆空也。是诸法空相。始能见真空之实相。盖本妙明心本来真空无相。亦无法也。诸法不过为执迷滞塞者。降妄住真耳。若执著于法。则有法生。法生而心意意识之业。亦与之俱生。有生则有灭。有生灭。则有垢净增减矣。若一切法不生。则一切法空。如虚空界之空相。曾见有生灭垢净增减乎。是诸法空相。如是不生不灭。不垢不净。不增不减也。真空本无我相。何色之有。是故空中无色也。既无有色。自无我见。无受想行识也。我相既无。则六根自非我有。无眼耳鼻舌身意矣。六根既无。则六尘无安顿之所。无色声香味触法矣。夫眼为六根之先锋。意为六识之主帅。而六根六尘。无识不显。无眼界。乃至无意识界。则六根六尘六识之十八界限无也。五蕴十八界皆空。无见闻知觉。无心意意识。则三世十二因缘之无明妄识。一时皆尽无无明矣。既无无明。则无起无尽。亦无无明尽矣。因无明缘行。因行缘识。因识缘名色。因名色缘六入。因六入缘触。因触缘受。因受缘爱。因爱缘取。因取缘有。因有缘生。因生缘老死。十二因缘。起而复尽。尽而复起。循环三世。生灭无端。皆因无明之妄识流转。既无无明尽。如如不动之心。无生无灭。乃至十二因缘同归无无尽。亦无老死尽矣。究竟到无五蕴根尘处界。无十二因缘生死烦恼。种种之苦因集聚。则生灭既灭。寂灭现前。自得圆通三昧真常之道矣。其时已具明了无碍之智。已得圆觉菩提之果。似夫有智有得也。然般若无知。无所不知。无漏之智。如无智也。菩提之果。亦本心限量。即心即佛。不假外求。亦无所得也。以般若真空之本智本慧。不假外求。无所得故。是以菩萨依般若波罗蜜多真空之本智。不依缘起之妄尘。则心是空心。无挂碍矣。无挂碍故。则四大皆空。五蕴非有。常清常净。不动不摇。自无有恐怖。无恐怖。则障垢已尽。本性不复更迷。虚妄不复更生。远离轮转之颠倒。思惑之迷梦。客尘之妄想真常真乐。真我真净。究竟直入不生不灭涅槃之大道也。行深般若波罗蜜多。不但观自在菩萨为然。即过去现在未来三世诸佛。莫不依般若波罗蜜多之故。得无上正等正觉之阿耨多罗三藐三菩提。故知般若波罗蜜多。是不可思议秘密之心印。是普照一切秘密之心印。是至极无上可上秘密之心印。是一切平等不偏不倚秘密之心印。能除一切生死烦恼之苦厄。真实而非虚。我故说般若波罗蜜多咒。以度现在未来众生之苦厄。汝等不可以意识测度而思维。惟当无思无虑。一心持念。咒即是心。心即是咒。如此持念一心。至于知见无见。意识尽泯。群魔于此以降。智慧于此以开。挂碍恐怖于此解脱。颠倒梦想于此远离。即无明是大智。即烦恼是菩提。圆觉妙明之本心。普照无碍。其无量无边之功德。宁可思议哉。

  2. 般若。智慧也。波罗蜜。到彼岸也。多。定也。经。径也。言此经乃定心之径路也。此经以单法为名。实相为体。观照为宗。度苦为用。大乘为教相。此五者。经中所说之旨也。单法者。即般若波罗蜜多也。实相者。即诸法空相也。观照者。即照见五蕴皆空妄也。度苦者。即度一切业报苦厄也。大乘者。即菩萨所行甚深般若也。

      观自在菩萨。

      观自在者。观听圆明。智慧无碍。观有不住有。观空不住空。心不能动。境不能随。动随不乱其真。得大自在圆通也。菩萨。即菩提萨埵之省文。菩提曰觉。萨埵曰有情。谓能觉一切有情。自觉以觉众生也。曰菩萨曰大士。皆尊称佛号之名也。观自在菩萨。即观世音大士也。

      行深般若波罗蜜多时。

      行深者。谓清净因地之法行已深也。般若。华言智慧。般若智慧。非识心之昭昭灵灵。乃本心真性之光明。照无量世界。通无量劫事。圆明普照之真智真慧也。波罗蜜。华言到彼岸。此岸。乃众生作孽受苦。堕落沉沦之地。彼岸。乃诸佛菩萨究竟到人欲尽净。光明正大之地。多者。定也。时者。时候也。谓菩萨妙圆明觉超越世出世间。具足三昧慧定之时也。

      照见五蕴皆空。

      照者。本心智慧妙觉明照也。见者。本心智慧明圆真见也。五蕴者。色受想行识之五阴也。空即本心性体实相之真空也。照见蕴空。则本心妙明而性体洞见也。

      度一切苦厄。

      谓解脱一切执著生死烦恼之苦厄。成就一切圆通也。

      舍利子。

      即舍利弗。母名舍利。因母立名。乃佛之弟子。舍利弗于佛弟子之中。智慧第一。而不能如观世音菩萨究竟得证圆通。而成正觉者。盖因滞于智慧也。滞于智慧。则有我相。我见。(空相。空见。)佛故举观自在菩萨之行深般若真空无相之法。以证菩提彼岸。得为圆明普照之标榜。呼舍利子而告之。欲其不滞于我相。我见。空相。空见。而究竟于人空法空。空空之境界。以证无上道也。

      色不异空。空不异色。色即是空。空即是色。受想行识。亦复如是。

      色乃梦幻泡影。故不异于空也。

      空乃一真显露。故不异于色也。

      色有形相。凡有所相。皆是虚妄。终有坏期。故色即是空也。

      空性虚无。无形无声者也。道以虚无之体。视之不见。听之不闻。能生有色有声之天地万物。故空即是色也。

      因色而有六根之领受。六根领受于心。而生思量拟度之想。悬想六尘。而生运用施为之行。行动迁流。而生分辨精粗美恶之识。色受想行识。五者相因也。色有坏时。而受想行识。终归虚妄。亦复如是。色即是空也。能了悟色即是空。逢色不受。则无受想行识诸杂念一心清净。空若太虚。以无相而生真空之实相。亦复如是空即是色也。

      舍利子。是诸法空相。不生不灭。不垢不净。不增不减。

      佛复呼舍利子之名。进一层以告之也。意谓不但五蕴皆空。一切修证菩提之法。莫不皆空。楞伽经云。一切法不生。如是一切法空。若执著于法。则有法生。法生则心意意识皆生。有生则有灭。有生灭。则有垢净增减矣。诸法若如虚空界之空相。岂有生灭垢净增减乎。

      是故空中无色。无受想行识。无眼耳鼻舌身意。无色声香味触法。

      是故承上起下之词。是故真空之中本无我相。何色之有。

      既无我相。自无我见。一切声色何能入我真空妙明之心。自无受想行识矣。

      既无我相。则六根亦非我有。无眼耳鼻舌身意矣。

      六根既无。则六尘无安顿之所。自无色声香味触法矣。

      无眼界。乃至无意识界。

      眼为六根之先锋。意为六识之主帅。而六根六尘。无识不显。无眼界。乃至无意识界。则六根六尘六识之十八界皆无界限矣。

      无无明。亦无无明尽。乃至无老死。亦无老死尽。

      无明至老死。乃佛所说三世十二因缘也。一曰。无明。谓过去世。妄识迷性也。二曰行。谓过去世。一切结业。随无明妄识流转也。三曰识。谓现在世。托胎识灵种子也。四曰名色。谓现在世。识灵在胎。心但有名。而色身已有质也。五曰六入。谓现在世。识灵在胎。已成六根之体。已具六入之用也。六曰触。谓现在世。色身出胎之后。六根但有所触。尚未了知六尘之涉入也。七曰受。谓现在世。色身日渐长大。已能纳受六尘诸境。尚于贪淫等心未起也。八曰爱。谓现在世。色身日益长成。贪淫等心已开。而生种种爱欲。尚未实爱欲之境也。九曰取。谓现在世。色身强壮。爱欲日盛。而驰求恣取色声香味触等以实爱欲之境也。十曰有。谓现在世。色身因驰求恣取。六根积集欲界。色界。无色界。三界之因。成就欲有。色有。无色有。三有之业果也。十一曰生。谓因果不亡。识灵又随业流转。受生于未来世之四生六道也。十二曰老死。谓未来世。受生以后。色身衰老。又坏而死也。因无明缘行。因行缘识。因识缘名色。因名色缘六入。因六入缘触。因触缘受。因受缘爱。因爱缘取。因取缘有。因有缘生。因生缘老死。十二因缘。生灭无常。有起有尽。尽而复起。起而复尽。循环三世。生灭轮转。若观此十二因缘。皆为无明妄识流转。忽然觉悟五蕴十八界皆空。则本妙明心。如如不动。无有生灭之妄识。则无无明矣。既无无明。则无起无尽。亦无无明尽矣。乃至者。包无行亦无行尽。无识亦无识尽。无名色亦无名色尽。无六入亦无六入尽。无触亦无触尽。无受亦无受尽。无爱亦无爱尽。无取亦无取尽。无有亦无有尽。无生亦无生尽。无老死亦无老死尽。

      无苦集灭道。无智亦无得。

      苦。谓生死烦恼诸苦。集。谓积聚。人生在世。心为形役。形为事劳。积聚五蕴中之根尘处界。十二因缘生死烦恼。种种苦因。今既无五蕴根尘处界。十二因缘。则无苦因之积聚也。

      灭。谓寂灭。道。谓真常不息之道。五蕴中一切苦因。一一皆生灭无常。今生灭既灭。寂灭现前。而当体妙明寂静之真性。洞彻圆通。以入真常不息之道矣。

      谓既无苦集灭道。则已入佛慧。明了无碍之智。已得菩提之果。然虽入佛智。乃本心般若真空之本智。般若无知。无所不知。无漏之智。如无智也。虽得菩提之果。亦是本心现量。即心即佛。不假外求。亦无所得也。若知有智。乃曲心推测之知见。非真空无漏之本智也。若云有所得。即有所失。亦有漏也。本心具足本智。故云无智亦无得也。

      以无所得故。

      此承上起下之词。谓一心之本智本法。本自具足。无心外之法可得。若有一法可得。即有一分识心结习未尽。识心结习若尽。则万法本具一心。一心本具万法。一心与万法不二。万法与本心本一。复何有所得哉。

      菩提萨埵。依般若波罗蜜多故。

      菩提萨埵。即菩萨之称。依。因也。谓依般若之本智本慧。自悟自修。以登彼岸之故。

      心无挂碍。无挂碍故。无有恐怖。

      挂者悬系。碍者窒塞。依一心之本智。不依缘起之业识。不住客尘之妄法。则心是空心。法皆空法。所谓不依一法而心常住。已得大自在矣。复何挂碍之有。

      恐怖。如地陷风飘。火烧水溺。及杀害恶死。种种之可惊恐怖畏者。既无挂碍。则不滞我相我见。四大皆空。五蕴非有。常清常静。不动不摇。一切如如。复何惊恐怖畏之有乎。

      远离颠倒梦想。究竟涅槃。

      颠倒。谓六尘惑乱。妄想成业。生灭旋复。虚妄轮转。种种颠倒也。梦想。谓惑于见思客尘。而迷梦妄想也。若既无恐怖。则障垢已尽。本性不复更迷。虚妄不复更生。复何三界感业而轮转颠倒。复何见思惑乱。而迷梦妄想乎。

      涅云不生。槃云不灭。谓本心本无挂碍。本无恐怖颠倒梦想。一切种种。皆缘起于无始无明虚妄业识耳。今既依当身一心本智。外息诸缘。内心无喘。心如墙壁。外不放入。内不放出。真常真乐。真我真净。究竟直到不生不灭涅槃之大道矣。

      三世诸佛。依般若波罗蜜多故。得阿耨多罗三藐三菩提。

      谓过去现在未来三世诸佛也。

      阿耨多罗。云无上也。三藐。云正等。三菩提。云正觉。绝诸对待。无有而上之者。故名阿耨多罗无上也。本心本智。各自具足。故名三藐正等也。本心般若智慧。本不为尘劳所蔽。故名三菩提正觉也。谓行深般若之本心本智。到波罗蜜之彼岸。而证菩提之果。不但观自在菩萨而然。即过去现在未来三世诸佛莫不依般若波罗蜜多故。得无上正等正觉之大道也。

      故知般若波罗蜜多。是大神咒。是大明咒。是无上咒。是无等等咒。能除一切苦。

      统妙万法。不可思议之谓神咒者。秘密心印也。

      普照一切。而无所不遍之谓明。

      最极一切。而无上可上之谓无上。

      一切平等。无等可等。谓无等等。

      谓度脱一切生死烦恼苦厄也。

      真实不虚。故说般若波罗蜜多咒。

      谓佛无妄语。如来所说是真语。实语。如语。不诳语。不异语也。

      以一心之本智本慧究竟。即尘劳是清净。即烦恼是菩提。一切苦厄莫不一齐解脱。真实不虚之故。乃说此本心本智。究竟自心秘密之总持也。

      即说咒曰。揭谛揭谛。波罗揭谛。波罗僧揭谛。菩提萨婆诃。

      大凡一切咒语。乃诸佛微妙秘密心印。惟当沉沉静静。无思无虑。一心持念。无记无数。即咒是心。即心是咒。不复以知见立知见。如此持念一心。至于知见无见。则群魔于此以降。真如于此以住。挂碍恐怖于此而解脱。颠倒梦想于此而远离。本智本慧于此而开发。无明烦恼于此而尽泯。即无明是大智。即烦恼是菩提。即菩提是五蕴。即五蕴是法身。即法身是诸法。即诸法是空相。即空相是当身一心。即当身一心是如来藏也。般若波罗蜜多心经心咒之功德。宁可思议哉。

      我佛释迦牟尼世尊。谓诸弟子曰。吾教中有观听圆明。智慧无碍。一心清净。如如不动之观自在菩萨。行深般若真空之智慧圆满。清净妙明之觉性。超越彼岸。具足慧定之时。以本心无碍智慧。照见色受想行识之五蕴皆空。度脱一切执著烦恼生死之苦厄。舍利子。汝在诸弟子之中。所称智慧第一者。而汝之智慧。何以不能究竟到照见五蕴皆空。度脱一切苦厄也。盖因滞于智慧而有我相我见。空相空见。不能如观自在菩萨。行深真空无相之般若。而一超直入菩提之觉岸也。夫五蕴之因有色。而后有受想行识。要知色乃梦幻泡影。不异夫空也。空乃一真显露不异夫色也。且色非离空而有色。性色真空。色不即是空乎。空非离色而断空。性空真色。空不即是色乎。色受想行识五者相因。究竟到色不异空。空不异色。色即是空。空即是色。而受想行识。亦复如是之究竟耳。舍利子。不但五蕴皆空。凡修一切菩提之善法。莫不皆空也。是诸法空相。始能见真空之实相。盖本妙明心本来真空无相。亦无法也。诸法不过为执迷滞塞者。降妄住真耳。若执著于法。则有法生。法生而心意意识之业。亦与之俱生。有生则有灭。有生灭。则有垢净增减矣。若一切法不生。则一切法空。如虚空界之空相。曾见有生灭垢净增减乎。是诸法空相。如是不生不灭。不垢不净。不增不减也。真空本无我相。何色之有。是故空中无色也。既无有色。自无我见。无受想行识也。我相既无。则六根自非我有。无眼耳鼻舌身意矣。六根既无。则六尘无安顿之所。无色声香味触法矣。夫眼为六根之先锋。意为六识之主帅。而六根六尘。无识不显。无眼界。乃至无意识界。则六根六尘六识之十八界限无也。五蕴十八界皆空。无见闻知觉。无心意意识。则三世十二因缘之无明妄识。一时皆尽无无明矣。既无无明。则无起无尽。亦无无明尽矣。因无明缘行。因行缘识。因识缘名色。因名色缘六入。因六入缘触。因触缘受。因受缘爱。因爱缘取。因取缘有。因有缘生。因生缘老死。十二因缘。起而复尽。尽而复起。循环三世。生灭无端。皆因无明之妄识流转。既无无明尽。如如不动之心。无生无灭。乃至十二因缘同归无无尽。亦无老死尽矣。究竟到无五蕴根尘处界。无十二因缘生死烦恼。种种之苦因集聚。则生灭既灭。寂灭现前。自得圆通三昧真常之道矣。其时已具明了无碍之智。已得圆觉菩提之果。似夫有智有得也。然般若无知。无所不知。无漏之智。如无智也。菩提之果。亦本心限量。即心即佛。不假外求。亦无所得也。以般若真空之本智本慧。不假外求。无所得故。是以菩萨依般若波罗蜜多真空之本智。不依缘起之妄尘。则心是空心。无挂碍矣。无挂碍故。则四大皆空。五蕴非有。常清常净。不动不摇。自无有恐怖。无恐怖。则障垢已尽。本性不复更迷。虚妄不复更生。远离轮转之颠倒。思惑之迷梦。客尘之妄想真常真乐。真我真净。究竟直入不生不灭涅槃之大道也。行深般若波罗蜜多。不但观自在菩萨为然。即过去现在未来三世诸佛。莫不依般若波罗蜜多之故。得无上正等正觉之阿耨多罗三藐三菩提。故知般若波罗蜜多。是不可思议秘密之心印。是普照一切秘密之心印。是至极无上可上秘密之心印。是一切平等不偏不倚秘密之心印。能除一切生死烦恼之苦厄。真实而非虚。我故说般若波罗蜜多咒。以度现在未来众生之苦厄。汝等不可以意识测度而思维。惟当无思无虑。一心持念。咒即是心。心即是咒。如此持念一心。至于知见无见。意识尽泯。群魔于此以降。智慧于此以开。挂碍恐怖于此解脱。颠倒梦想于此远离。即无明是大智。即烦恼是菩提。圆觉妙明之本心。普照无碍。其无量无边之功德。宁可思议哉。

  3. Sorry everyone my grammar sucks im just a low-life trash who lives in
    the past. My parents kicked me out of the home and i saw my gf sucking
    my best frd’s penis. i treated them really well and they do this
    to me. i can only convince myself is cuz my friend has better looking
    than me. Hes name is FBI. He is really handsome IMO. i cannot let go of
    my anger so thats why i come here to mess wit you guys. Just ignore me.
    Peace

  4. My English is better than all of you. Don’t be jealous because I am the best. If you do not know how to put your tenses correctly and You better walk from here.

    • There’s grammar errors in the last sentence. You should add a comma and finish your sentence since you started with “If”. Don’t call yourself a grammar nazi when you make mistakes in your sentences too. Theres freedom of press so mind your own business.

  5. It’s quite entertaining reading those comments.
    What’s the point of arguing about what proper grammar is on here????

  6. 原來樓下的打的留言都是英文阿~~ 我還以為是我的母語葡萄牙文的說

  7. 既然有些傢伙無聊到會在網路上不間斷的跟陌生人激烈爭論語言問題,那就送你們一個在英文論壇上流傳了很久的老笑話好了(用你們最愛的英文喔,不錯吧,我對你們真好):There are so many grammar Nazis on the Internet because English majors have no jobs! <3 對於文法納粹的鄙視,是無國界的:) 願世界和平,並祝你有愉快的一天。

    • 網路不是只給你定義裡的"正常人"的。有些人工作生活壓力大上網想做一些"壞事"來舒緩,既然沒有對任何人造成極大的傷害何必那麼認真?

  8. 一堆在這裡愛秀英語的人,我相信他們一旦在街上遇到老外詢問路怎樣走時會馬上給嚇跑掉,但其實我們應該用同情心來看待這些自卑的人,他們認為懂英語就是高等一點,大陸現在很多的所謂海歸派在家跟自己那仍穿一身毛裝,唱老革命歌的老爺爺老奶奶說英語,至於是否能溝通這個不是問題的重點.

    • 那你也別太小看那些覺得英語至上的人,他們看到老外還是會飛撲過去的。 只是我覺得在紐約地鐵遊蕩的乞丐流浪者的也能說英文不禁覺得會英文有真的高人一等嗎?

    • 呆在英語系國家久了 你就會知道 國外有一多英文不好的人 在美國英國也還是過得好好的 工作照作 生活照過 所以有很多講英文的台灣人 不見得英文好 但他們只要敢講 就可以工作交際過活 很少人會覺得認為懂英語就是高人一等 看完你打的這番話 我覺得真正自卑的是你 因為根深蒂固 在您的心理 您已經認為 懂英文就是高人一等 最讓我同情的事情是 您本身還不知道 也不清楚 來這裡的人根本不會特別在意有人用英文留言 然而 “你最在意” “你最把這件事放在心裡”

      • 你眼晴有瞎了还是中,英文都不懂是吧,下面都是在吵什么grammar Nazi你都看不懂嗎? 這是你呆在別国當黑努太久的后遺証???

    • just to remind you 這邊也有挺多星馬或是北美的人使用這個網站 有可能英文才是他們的mother tongue. 不要一竹篙打一船人

    • 暈死….我只是打了一句英語的東西就惹來了鍵盤戰
      其實我是知道有很多外國長大的華人小孩看這個節目
      才想說用一下英語交流啊
      Xiao S’s? Come on, Nazi (rollin’ my eyes)

      • FYI 說Xiao S’s的是一個叫jo的 Nazi本來是說Xiao ‘S
        Xiao S’s 其實是對的 不過好像是因為大家都搞不太清楚 又覺得比較能接受Xiao S’這個form 所以這個也可以用
        以前我也不知道是哪個才對 所以問過我大學教英文的老師(應該是信得過的吧)

        我也覺得用英文沒問題啦 grammar好不好能明白就ok 是那個Nazi比較盧
        Anyway, don’t let him discouraging you from using English here okay? 🙂
        we, the “regular” English users, do appreciate your thoughtfulness.

  9. Omg….=.=lll The person who keeps correcting others try to convince others that her/his English and grammar is precise, but yet still misspells words and grammar is way off…stop complaining and just enjoy watching the show…Geez…英文文法都没特別好還在這裡批評別人的英文..拜托,留言的都是說感受而已, 而不是在這裡上英文課.

  10. 今天只看評論會以為今天的主題是英語教學 = = 樓下的人看節目好不好 不要離題…

  11. 感觉陈汉典好可怜啊。。虽然现在很红,但是他给我的感觉就想那个莫沉沦说的一样,很快就走了。他的口才实在令人汗颜,没有康熙的支持,真怀疑他能走多远

  12. 蔡康永搭着康熙这个节目起来的大运快过了吧,娇纵自视甚高目中无人无真才实学怎么可能长久啊?小s都比他真诚和尊重人多了!

  13. Reading these comments below is actually quite entertaining… I would say it is about 10X better than Kang Xie.

  14. che cose devo dire? se tutte le gente qua non hanno voglia di parlare cinese, mi piace parlare in italiano

  15. Ok. I am sorry. i admit I was seeking attention but I want to clarify one thing that I never said mean things to anyone that would spoil their day. Now that I have a bad day being called a rtard.

    • somebody here might also have a bad day because of your obsession with “perfect” grammar.
      and I mean, Grammar Nazi normally appears only when someone commented in REALLY terrible English like “you has, he have”
      in Cantoese we have a saying:撩人者賤 打死無怨

      so stop being like a baby, you started the fight. no one wants to ruin your day until you try to ruin theirs.

      • But some actually said reading these relevant comments is more entertaining than watching today’s show, and now you are saying that my ‘obssesion’ ruined others’ life? Seriously?

        • Some found your comments entertaining and some thought they are irritating. One thing that I am sure is, you did piss those real English users off.
          You know what? You should just stop right there where you apologized.

  16. 人家想留啥言關你屁事? 還有
    why do people cant write proper english?–>funny how you structure your sentence
    All grammar rules are setted –>靠背喔 rules are set 你自己不遵從
    how “are” everyone going to understand what you “were” saying? –> wtf, it’s “IS” and “ARE”
    你的ENGLISH flawless? rofl.. nowhere near it 有自信是好 但太多你負荷不了 最好有真材實料去back it up 😡

    人家看你的”PROPERENGRISH"才頭疼吧 :/

  17. 其實我想聽蔣偉文演講……感覺會比黃小柔有意思(也許是我沒有想要做生意的原因

    以及在綜藝節目網站用英文給別人的英文挑錯結果自己又一堆錯的人,真是讓人怎麼說你才好……

  18. Why do people can’t write proper English when they are leaving comments in English online? The purpose of learning English is to communicate with others in English. All grammar rules are setted, if you don’t use proper and standard languange, how are everyone going to understand what you were saying? If you can’t speak proper English, why don’t you spend some money hire someone like me whose English is very close to flawless to teach you write something in proper English? I really can’t stand this kind of situation, it’s torturing my brain reading improper English

      • How could my grammar has problems? You used plural form in problem, it means that my problem has more than one? Please show me. You are copying my words, please do not plagarise others’. Plagarism is a serious issue. Please bear in mind.

        • Yes, of course you have more than one problem, hence the ‘s’ at the end of my ‘problems’. I corrected what you wrote in the other comment. Please read that one.

          • Although your English here has no grammar mistakes, but your sentences are nonconstructive. Please write English in a more constructing way. Your statement is like “This is a pen.” Although it is grammartically correct, but it is nonconstructive.

          • I only corrected what you said. Therefore, it does not truly reflect my writing skills as I would never write the way you construct sentences and ideas. Also, there is no such phrase as ‘although…, but…’. The ‘but’ is abundant.

          • I’m pretty sure you’ve learnt that from all kinds of books you can find on the shelves, English is a language that is much more flexible than what you actually think it is. Come to the states and you’ll understand it

          • GN is a student from Law school. I know who is this person but definitely not my friend.

        • Grammar Nazi, If you are a Law student but keep making these grammar mistakes, you shall see me in my office tomorrow.

    • You know what? I will correct this for you too. “Why can’t people write proper English when they leave comments in English online?… All grammar rules are settled. If you do not use proper and standard language, how can anyone understand what you are saying? If you cannot speak proper English, why don’t you spend some money hiring someone like me, whose English is very close to flawless, to teach you how to write something in proper English? I really cannot understand this kind of situation. It is torturing my brain reading improper English.” It seems like you don’t understand that you need a period or a comma after a full sentence. You have a lot of run-on sentences here. Your English is far from flawless.

    • Your third sentence, “how are” should be “how is” and “hire someone life me” should be either “why don’t you spend some money, hire someone” with a fucking comma in between, or change it to ” spend some money hiring someone ..”

      I think you’re the one who needs more attention on your English standard.

      • How could you write the F word? My eyes are bleeding seeing such word. What have I done to you make you spread hateness towards me?

          • Typo. I knew hateness didn’t exist. That’s not important. You haven’t answered my question.

          • come on, admit you don’t know the word hatred. having hateness instead of hatred is too far from being called a typo.
            or you should just pretend you meant to say hatefulness.
            OR hate itself is already a noun.

    • 算啦。他们也蛮可怜。要么他们电脑不能打中文,要么。。。可能他们真的没地方练英文。。。哇哈哈哈。

      • Lame. Who says comp can’t type chinese, so long as you set the settings correctly, 就可以了。白目

        • it could happen when they don’t know HOW to type Chinese.

          I am a Canto and I never know how to type Chinese properly in 速成 or 倉頡. I used the writing pad for half of my life until I finally managed to learn typing with pinyin. lol

          just saying.

      • 如果你認同Grammar Nazi的語法,我想不是人家沒練英文,是你沒練英文。

        當然這不是什麼重要的事,反正這只是大家輕鬆的地方,明白意思就好。

        • 对呀,我从来不练英文。。。如果哪天有心情练一下也说不定,不过至今为止和暂时近期的安排里面,我都觉得练英文挺恐怖的。。。

          另外认不认同他说的内容也不是我说的哟~如果你是这么理解的话~

    • Don’t be fooled. He/she is craving for attention.
      If not, this is an advertisement of some sort, you should leave your contact information.

    • It also hurt my brain when someone proclaims that their English is close to flawless when they can’t even use their vocabulary properly.

    • how is* everyone going to understand what you are* saying if you don’t use your grammar and tense right? come on Nazi! be a real nazi!

    • 1. how “is” everyone going to understand….
      2. why don’t you spend some money “hiring” someone…

      you literally suck, bitch.

    • Why cant people you mean? who the fuk would put do and cant at the same time? Come to America let me teach you how to write first. btw i will meet you at the white house nigger

  19. 吴依霖可能是那种工作能力强,但是为人处事很不讨喜,喜欢控制别人,她下属应该都不喜欢她为人的。

    • Your English is contains a lot of mistakes here. First is Xiao’S not Xiao S’ and second is Xiao ‘S fashion is always hitting or missing because you need to put -ing at the back of verb when you use is.

      • Dude, your own comment contain mistakes aldy, “Your English is contains” ? wdf . and you dont put the -ing in this sentence because he is refering to the fashion, hit or miss is correct.

        • Oh my god, your English needs improving. Spelling mistakes contains aldy, wdf, dont. Already is the correct spelling and there is no such words as wdf, it is simply wrong. You should not simplify apostrophy when you writed don’t. Bless you.

          • Let me teach you how to put your comment into a proper and grammatically correct way. ‘Oh my god. Your English needs improving. There are spelling mistakes such as ‘aldy’, ‘wdf’, and ‘dont’. ‘Already’ is the correct spelling, and there is no such word as ‘wdf’; it is simply wrong. You should not simplify apostrophes when you write ‘don’t’. Bless you.”

          • So you assumed yourself a joker showing off how your English is great?

          • I never said my English is great. You were the one who said your English is close to ‘flawless’.

          • So you have problem with people claiming their English proficiencies? Others don’t have right to express their opinions in English? Sad on you.

          • Lol? , dude fuck off man, you’re on the net . and bless your mum too, retarded .

          • For whatever it is, there’s nothing more ridiculous than someone calling themselves a Nazi, just that alone you should be ashamed of yourself. It’s nice of you attempting to improve other’s grammar, but first proofread your own sentences before you’re being such a smart ass. It’s your superior attitude that’s annoying, not your bad grammar. What is up with all your usage of the letter ‘s’ after each verb? And please do not attempt to so-called correct people with your Chinglish, using although and but together in the same sentence is only grammatically correct in Chinese, never in English. Look up the word simplify in an English dictionary, using simplify in that sentence only make sense in Chinese, replace it with something like eliminate is really what you’re trying to express.The word ‘write’ is an irregular verb, try memorizing: write, wrote, written. I know you’re just one sad sorry ass that want to get attention, which you’ve succeeded. One friendly suggestion to you though, shut down your computer and get out of the house. Learn to interact with real people in person, signing up for an ESL class will be a good start for you. BTW, maybe you don’t have any friends to text message with, but aldy, wdt, and not using an apostrophe is considered acceptable when you’re writing casually. This is just an internet forum, it is not like you’re writing your master’s thesis. Spread love not hate.

        • Totally agree! Although stating Xiao S’ is not correct, correcting it to Xiao’S is also wrong. It should be Xiao S’s.

          • Totally agree itself is grammatically wrong. You should put a subject at front and followed by is. In this case, you should say I am totally agreeing. You should also say although….., but…… It looks strange when you say although and followed by another sentence without but.

          • I don’t agree with you, although you must have a subject in your sentense, but it does not necessarily follow by s. Moreover, it is ok to follow the sentenses without a but. So everything you stated above is INCORRECT! Hahahaha ha

      • It’s Xiao S ‘s not Xiao’s! If you are not good in writing a proper English, can you please be quiet?

      • What are you talking about? ” Your English is contains a lot of mistakes here? ” what kind of sentence is this? By reading your English, I know you sucked! So, you better keep you f mouth shut!

  20. 蠻喜歡今天的主題,雖然沒什麼內容。總的來說蠻有趣的。有機會真的很想去聽聽這幾位的演講。

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